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  • dean: i fought my way through purgatory for a year to find you when i could have gotten out any time
  • dean: but no homo dude
  • cas:
  • dean: oh and i kept your coat for you even when i thought you were dead
  • dean: it's not like losing you sent me on a downward spiral of grief and alcoholism or anything
  • cas:
  • dean: and i did break through naomi's mind control by telling you that i needed you
  • dean: but it's not like it's hard to overcome heaven's control right?
  • cas:
  • dean: and the way i pray to you at least once a day even though i never had faith before you
  • dean: and the way i need you not because of your powers or how you can help me or sam but because i need support and companionship and just your presence by my side
  • dean: completely platonic amiright?
  • cas:
  • dean:
  • cas:
  • dean:
  • dean: totally not in love with you or anything i swear
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  • cas: i rebelled against heaven and my family and all i'd ever believed in in the millennia of my existence until i met you
  • cas: no homosexual
  • cas: was that correct, dean?
  • dean: it's "no homo"
  • cas: okay
  • cas: once i hid and watched you rake leaves while thinking about how you deserved a better life than i could give you no homos
  • dean:
  • cas: when naomi trained me to retrieve the angel tablet she made me practice killing thousands of deans
  • cas: because my platonic feelings for you were the main obstacle to my mission
  • dean:
  • cas: and then when you were mad at me i went shopping for your favorite beer and porn and toilet paper and almost murdered a shop attendant because they were out of pie
  • cas: but i'm sure anyone would do the same
  • dean:
  • cas:
  • dean:
  • cas:
  • dean: right um yeah exactly what i've been saying